DNA Swap?

As I was watching the news last night I was entranced by our newscaster. Was he telling an interesting story? No. In fact most of the time I try not to watch the news because it's always full of pessimism and that rubs off you know! Was he hott with a double T? No. Did he have a booger cutting loose from his nose or hair falling out or was he dressed in clown apparel? No, no and no! For some reason though I was lost in that state of mind that says "there is something, something about you." Then, it hit me!

This is the newscaster:

And this is what I was thinking:

Now that's just uncanny! Right down to the glassy glimmer in his eye. Can I get a woot woot? Anybody? Dr. I think there has been a mix-up at the sperm bank!