Back In The Swing, err Saddle

***Disclaimer: Do NOT proceed to read this bit if you get offended easily or have young ones around capable of reading. If you read this post thinking you are not the easily offended type and then end up offended, well,...I warned you!

I'm curious as to the specific details of hot dairy. I found myself watching a food show yesterday and wondering...why is it that we can cook with cheese and milk in the oven or on stove top. Getting it hot and gooey and it's oh so good. Yet, if you leave a jug of milk out on the counter till it's warm it spoils into a chunky paste of putrid smells? I know it's some chemical reaction, bacterial killing blah blah jargon. I'm just finding it odd that I've never thought of the connection before.

Something to chew on: "Incredible but True: According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive." Now at this point most men are joyously hopping in the vehicles to drive to the nearest store and purchase massive quantities of ice trays, Popsicles and extra freezers for their households. Here hunny, have a Popsicle. Psst...it doesn't work like that boys! I wonder what the correlation is between this and women craving ice when they are pregnant.

As I was watching Ferb (kitty) eat his food last night I was thinking how similar it must be to prison. I get total enjoyment out of eating food. I relish in trying new flavors and satisfying those cravings for pizza, or dessert or a big steak and mashed potatoes on a cold day. I can't imagine running up to my dinner plate with the same anticipation on the twentieth day in a row of receiving chicken and salmon flavored bits of crunch! I'm not sure what they feed you in prison / jail, but I hope it compares to kitty kibble cause I don't think they should be allowed to indulge in the enjoyment that is delicious food!

And last but not least. A factoid that makes me never want to think of a swing or riding saddle again. I found this fact this morning and imagine this is similar torture to a man thinking of getting his balls chopped off. Yet is quite possibly the best day ever for any Egyptian researcher discovering it. "Incredible but True: Cleopatra had stones inserted in her vagina to prevent her from getting pregnant." Talk about a girl getting attached to her Bedazzler!