How do companies such as Charmin, Angel Soft, White Cloud etc... test their product? Toilet paper that is. I was wondering how the product testing of these companies is assembled.
Are their specifics to testing ass paper? I mean, we all know they have to test their products. So,..toilet paper. Is there a group of employees that take product home to test and report their findings after wiping? Do they really go through the trials and tribulation of possibly having a crappy product? (Pardon the pun) Are they at home cursing their work like most Americans but due in part to product testing leading to poo on their finger when the paper is too flimsy or scratchy on their arse or heaven forbid they get a urinary infection due to the perfumes or textures of various TP's. Is their workers comp for an overly scratched ass?
Maybe instead of putting their employees through testing they are a more caring employer and use dummy dolls. Is their a group of dummy dolls produced that actually poops and pees? They can make the waterbaby, baby doll so surely this is attainable. So they could just use dummy dolls and mechanical ass wiping devices and then what? A panel of people sit around in a semi-circle assessing the usage of toilet paper to a dummies ass? Noting things on their paper like minor irritations or paper remnants left stuck in the crack?
I imagine if I ever had a job in a company of this nature I would send my resume straight to the product testing of flush ability. That has to be much less invasive. Yet not as comical...hmmm.
Anyhow, as you can see. these are my most interesting random thoughts lately and it's a bit disturbing. Even to my own maniacal self. My head is officially in the shitter!
1 comment:
that's funny!
although bog roll doesn't require double blind testing;
I'm pretty sure that federal regulations, specify animal trials before human testing is permitted.
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