Apparently...

Goldfish have memories that only last for three seconds. This must be why they are okay with just swimming around and around in those silly bowls. Actually..... how does a scientist figure something like this out? How do you go about figuring out the span of a memory? Maybe they are really depressed fish and that's why they die so easily?? Or is it because they really do have a short memory and they forget how to breath, eat, poop, exist...

The most fatal car accidents happen on Saturdays. Is this because of all the drinking on Saturday nights? Is it because we let our guards down that we've been carrying around through the week to get us through the stresses of life? Is it just a coincidence? Maybe it's just the defined day for death by car to take place in peoples fates.... How morbid. Maybe we should pray more on Saturdays and give Gods ears a break on Sunday.

** After I type a post I always use the spellcheck button to my advantage. It's my grammar whore. Tonight for the first time ever I received a "no misspellings found." This is a monumental occasion. Just thought you'd like to know!**