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The update... I'm starting college in January. College and a baby. Don't roll your eyes. You all knew I was crazy and thrive on being too busy! Besides, this is how I did college the first time around so why screw with a good thing right?

I've had a mega sweet tooth. More than normal which verges on needing to surgically insert a pixie stix fountain in my mouth. Maybe the dentist could fill up that throat hangy thing with sugar that would be like a permanent hard candy! Yeah, what an invention that would be.

I noticed a medical transport van today that had a sign posted on the window and said "no smoking." The van needed to install a second sign reading "if you can't read, don't ride in my van" cause the passenger was puffing away on a cancer stick and all I could think was "i hope you blow up because your smoke lingers and mixes with some gases coming from whatever your transporting. Dumbass! I think I have some hormonal issues. Ignore that for the next seven months.

Are 11 year olds really supposed to know what Mauve, Puce and Indigo are? When Tim brings me homework I don't know how to do I get a little worried. Either my brain is mush or they are teaching crap he may never use. Like what a Chrysalis is.

Does anybody enjoy the show "Trading Spouses?" What is wrong with the world?

So, I'm headed to school for nursing. My Etsy shop "Mansacoe" is going to be launched around the first of the year as well. Still haven't found any official work but I've been keeping busy. Where are all my readers anyways? Did you all fall into a black hole of abomination? Peeps?